An Irish ventriloquist was shouted down mid-joke at the King’s Head by one livid Kevin O’Leary, “You’re making us Irishmen to be a stupid bunch of dummies! I oughta punch you in the nose.”
“I’m sorry sir, I..”
“Not you,” says O’Leary, “I’m talking to that little fella on your knee.”
The Irish gave bagpipes to the Scots as a joke.
They have yet to get the joke.
Cian say to Liam, “I know a girl who married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.”
“Oh really?” says Liam.
Three beer execs meet at a Dublin pub after a long day at an international beer convention.
“Bud Light,” orders the CEO of Anheuser-Busch.
“Milwaukee’s Best, my good man”, adds the CEO of Miller.
“A Coke,” requests the CEO of Guinness, as the other two turn to her in disbelief.
“Well, nobody else was ordering beer…”