Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Just to prove that HG members are always happy out, we’ve mined our archives to unearth a wee bit o’ HG blarney from 2016 and 2018.


Dudley O’Hill bags a wee bit o’ blarney

An Irish ventriloquist was shouted down mid-joke at the King’s Head by one livid Kevin O’Leary, “You’re making us Irishmen to be a stupid bunch of dummies! I oughta punch you in the nose.”

“I’m sorry sir, I..”

“Not you,” says O’Leary, “I’m talking to that little fella on your knee.”

Ms MacHess pondering Ms MacHayes

The Irish gave bagpipes to the Scots as a joke.
They have yet to get the joke.

MacDerksen’s Pot O’Gold

Cian say to Liam, “I know a girl who married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.”
“Oh really?” says Liam.
“No, O’Reilly.”

The O’Varnes have it in the bag

Three beer execs meet at a Dublin pub after a long day at an international beer convention.
“Bud Light,” orders the CEO of Anheuser-Busch.
“Milwaukee’s Best, my good man”, adds the CEO of Miller.
“A Coke,” requests the CEO of Guinness, as the other two turn to her in disbelief.

“Well, nobody else was ordering beer…”

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2 replies »

  1. Love the St. Paddy’s day tribute Guy. Oh to be able to get out with the HG, hoist a green beer and celebrate St. Patrick’s day. Hopefully next year. Happy St. Patrick’s day all.

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