Two HG members are flying in a private two-seater plane when the pilot passes out.
Not knowing how to fly the plane, the other HG member grabs the radio. “Mayday! Mayday! My pilot just died!”
Ground control immediately replies, “Take it easy buddy, we’ll talk you down! Just take a deep breath and do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and position. “
“I’m five-foot ten and sitting on the right front seat!”
Ground control, “Repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven…”